I love this post so much
my hand slipped
with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”
I am re-reblogging just because that was so good
I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.
Unknown (via giant-tree)
I lose my shit every time I see this
the best line ever
Where’s you head at? Valentin Leonida
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
Marc Jacobs (via feellng)
During Job interview: I love working with people, I’m very outgoing, social, I’m very patient and I love to help in any way I can, and I also think the customer is always right and deserves to be treated with respect
After Job interview:
The New Yorker
"You’re in the wrong white upper-middle class neighborhood, BEE-YOTCH!"
A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”
Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.
She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”
It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!
I think this just changed my life.
1. start off with slow kisses
2. when he’s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4. slither away you fiesty anaconda
Creepmachine, Yang Xueguo